Over the course of the season, the evil capitalist media has made much of Comrade Rodriguez “refusing to adapt” his offense to the Michigan personnel. Media nay-sayer turned blogger-nay-sayer Jim Carty has complained about play-calling not favoring the players, specifically on the offensive line. Columnists Michael Rosenberg and Lynn Henning (whom we’ve linked too much [...]

Football does not operate on the five year schedule. The People’s Republic of Ann Arbor will be on Three Year Plans. What does Comrade Rodriguez have in store for his first three years? Let us hazard a guess.. 1. Collectivization of the Run For years, Michigan football has relied on a star feature back to [...]