From: Rich Rodriguez (hotrod@michiganfootball.com) – 11/1/09, 6:59 AM To: Greg Frey (freydaddy@michiganfootball.com) Cc: Subject: Your fat ass Put that fucking donut down, get your ass in here and show me how this email works again. Every time I hit “send” it copies in some kid in Arkansas. Rich From: Rich Rodriguez (hotrod@michiganfootball.com) – 11/1/09, 7:14 [...]

Yesterday sucked. Comrades, we know that you’re hurting, and we’d be lying if we said we weren’t hurting too. Did yesterday suck? Yes.  Was it impossible to not be disappointed? Yes. Will I, personally, go as far as to say that it even partially shook my confidence in the course of this team? Yes. The [...]

Early this morning I had a dream that I was on Jeopardy. I was going against Danny Bonaduce and one of the Kardashians, and since all the topics magically revolved around college football and those two are dumb as fucking rocks, I was kicking ass. Then it was Final Jeopardy time. Alex Trebek offered the [...]

Throughout college athletics, there are a number of rationales behind a school’s chosen mascot. Iowa co-opted the name from a defeated people, UC Santa Cruz arrived upon “Banana Slugs” seemingly in a drug-enduced haze, Indiana was just being obtuse, and Wolverines, you know, are fucking awesome. Some arrive at their names due to a lack [...]

In honor of our impending matchup with (We Own) Penn State, the WLA has compiled a brief quiz (complete with answer key!) to better inform the proletariat of the opponent we face this Saturday. In the following questions, please identify the item that does not belong from the given lists, and cite why. Question 1:Miami, [...]