Today we bask in the glory of eternal victory over our enemies, Comrades! Today we dream of bountiful Rose harvests and salute the increasing output of our dear touchdown factories! Today we recognize Glorious Leader Rodriguez for his unquestionable success in bringing increased yards, receptions, carries, and scores to the workers of the field! The [...]

Today we bask in the glory of eternal victory over our enemies, Comrades! Today we dream of bountiful Rose harvests and salute the increasing output of our dear touchdown factories! Today we recognize Glorious Leader Rodriguez for his unquestionable success in bringing increased yards, receptions, carries, and scores to the workers of the field! The [...]

Part 1, here. Strategy A frequent complaint under the Lloyd Carr regime was that the offensive play-calling relied too much on “throwing rock” - plunging Mike Hart into the defensive line, through the same hole, ad nauseum. Frequently, fans complained of a lack of “halftime adjustments” of some sort. Many hoped that Rodriguez, architect of the [...]

Comrades, there has been much rending of garments and gnashing of teeth in loyalist Michigan circles. They fear that current personnel such as Steven Threet, plodding as a B-52 bomber, will be unable to run the offense orchestrated by graceful MIGs such as Pat White. On July 7th, 1953, Fidel Castro was arrested after an [...]