Wolverine Liberation Army

This is a fire. It’s made of burning AIDS, Swine Flu, Bubonic Plague, Ebola, and your own sorrowful shame. It’s for you to fucking die in.

Not all of you. Some of you showed up. If you showed up, we’ll have some new cool shit and penis jokes for you. For those that had tickets, and sold them, to people currently making the stadium louder on OSU plays, making the stadium more red than Maize or Blue – jump in this fucking fire. Now.

It’s senior day. Brandon Graham has played at maximum effort, valiantly, all day. Mark Ortmann and David Moosman have largely protected Tate Forcier well. It’s their last day, their last moment in a Michigan uniform, on the field of Michigan Stadium, and you fair-weathered, contemptable assholes have turned this into a road game for them.

This isn’t about liking Rich Rodriguez. This isn’t even about SUPPORTING Rich Rodriguez. This is about seeing this Senior Class that has worn the Michigan uniform for four or five years off  – thanking them for the hours of entertainment they’ve provided your thankless, pathetic asses for half a decade.

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STEVIE_brWONDER: dude you always pick donkey kong

Tugboat_Terrence: fuck yes i do. and u always pick that fuckin waluigi. i dont even know who that bitch is

STEVIE_brWONDER: he’s a misunderstood outcast and you should recognize his potent symbolism

Tugboat_Terrence: yea kinda like kong represents my ability to wreck bitches

STEVIE_brWONDER: have you even considered the racist implications of that statement?

Threet_Level_Midnite: but if he picked bowser it’d have the same meaning – except now he’s a green lizard instead of an ape, so would it be less racist? isn’t it more racist to base your judgment on the color of the video game avatar he picks?

Threet_Level_Midnite: all things considered a barrel throwing monkey is a lot cooler than an authoritarian lizard with a predilection for kidnapping the same princess over and over.

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