April 30, 1980 As is often the case, I awoke this morning in Lukla to the sound of goats in my spotty accomodations.  I ate a large breakfast in anticipation of the day’s hike to Everest base camp.  An American will be meeting me there in two days for a summit attempt.  Based on what little information I [...]

Today, comrades, we come to you with a tale of grave concern to all Michigan faithful – a story of Michigan Football on the brink. Many believe, since the University’s admission to relatively minor NCAA infractions, that the storm has passed. WLA operatives, however, have learned that the storm clouds are merely gathering, waiting for [...]

Chapter 6:  Fast Times At Berwick High (for “Chapter 5:  In The Mouth Of Madness (Talkin’ Turkey) click here) Sunnyview Estates is a run down apartment building on the east side.  It’s where the interlopers, the swindlers and the ne’erdowells of the city collect like Hummels in your Grandma’s curio cabinet.  Not a place I [...]

Chapter 5:  In The Mouth Of Madness (Talkin’ Turkey) (for “Chapter 4:  Carbo Loading (Pepperoni and Cheats) click here) Huang Lo’s Cuisine of China is just another ramshackle Chinese joint in a city full of ramshackle Chinese joints.  Momma Lo runs the kitchen, Papa Lo runs the front of the house and the kids bus [...]

Chapter 3:  Twinks And Drinks (for “Chapter 2:  5′ 11″ Of South American Sex Appeal” click here) After talking to Mrs. Thomas Jonathan Brady, I needed a drink to clear my head.  No better place than Mikey’s.  I’d known Mike from back in the West Virginia days.  He was wound tighter than a Swiss watch.  [...]