An Open Letter to Michigan Season Ticket Holders

Posted by chitownblue On November - 21 - 2009

Die in this

This is a fire. It’s made of burning AIDS, Swine Flu, Bubonic Plague, Ebola, and your own sorrowful shame. It’s for you to fucking die in.

Not all of you. Some of you showed up. If you showed up, we’ll have some new cool shit and penis jokes for you. For those that had tickets, and sold them, to people currently making the stadium louder on OSU plays, making the stadium more red than Maize or Blue – jump in this fucking fire. Now.

It’s senior day. Brandon Graham has played at maximum effort, valiantly, all day. Mark Ortmann and David Moosman have largely protected Tate Forcier well. It’s their last day, their last moment in a Michigan uniform, on the field of Michigan Stadium, and you fair-weathered, contemptable assholes have turned this into a road game for them.

This isn’t about liking Rich Rodriguez. This isn’t even about SUPPORTING Rich Rodriguez. This is about seeing this Senior Class that has worn the Michigan uniform for four or five years off  – thanking them for the hours of entertainment they’ve provided your thankless, pathetic asses for half a decade.

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