It was the fourth touchdown in the first half that broke me. The Michigan defense had just let a very bad offense score 28 points on only five possessions in the first half. Michigan’s offense sputtered a few times and failed to keep pace. The score was 28-10, and I just went numb. This wasn’t [...]

I have a habit of writing tl;dr stuff. This is not an attribute, simply a product of my obsessive need for everyone to understand my entire thought process on a subject. I walk everyone through what I’m thinking, and that just happens to take a lot of words. I console myself by assuming that there [...]

This is a picture we are accustomed to seeing. Corperryale L’Adorable “Manny” Jonathan “Fresh” Harris (CLMJF) shooting the free throws. This gives us comfort as we know that CLMJF is getting to the rim, the refs are calling shooting fouls instead of gritty, slap the floor flops, and Beilein is getting cozy in his snuggy. [...]

Beating up nerds seems to be a key to success. Carson Bulter went on tire iron wielding nerd smashing spree and Michigan went to a bowl game. MSU beat up a bunch of nerds in PREWB 2 and promptly went to bowl game and their basketball team sits undefeated in Big10 Play. At the WLA [...]

Thanksgiving is a holiday rife with traditions… the food, the parades, the awkward conversation, the Lions getting blown out on national television. But the most sacred is the one from which it takes it’s name. Thanksgiving is the one day when we actually take the time to think of how lucky we’ve been over the [...]