Today we bask in the glory of eternal victory over our enemies, Comrades! Today we dream of bountiful Rose harvests and salute the increasing output of our dear touchdown factories! Today we recognize Glorious Leader Rodriguez for his unquestionable success in bringing increased yards, receptions, carries, and scores to the workers of the field! The [...]

Today we bask in the glory of eternal victory over our enemies, Comrades! Today we dream of bountiful Rose harvests and salute the increasing output of our dear touchdown factories! Today we recognize Glorious Leader Rodriguez for his unquestionable success in bringing increased yards, receptions, carries, and scores to the workers of the field! The [...]