Today, Comrades, we come to you to remind you of the oft-told story of Joseph Stalin. Facing a domestic industrial complex ravaged by the Russian Civil War, Stalin embarked on a program of forced, brutal industrialization. Over the course of nine years, the nation’s coal output (which fueled their manufacturing) more than tripled, employment sky-rocketed, [...]

In 1929, Josef Stalin began the movement of collectivization – the process in which the peasants would move from the kulaks (small farming communities) into large, super-farms – the kolkhozy. In their typical grandiose fashion, the Soviet government envisioned plots of land ranging from 5,000 – 10,000 hectares (approximately 20 to 40 square miles) devoted [...]

The following acts are now punishable by imprisonment in the WLA Gulags, located on Mt. Zima, nestled in the gumdrop forest. Speaking of what Michigan is “supposed” to do. We understand, Michigan, given the talent on hand, was “supposed” to beat Toledo. What is “supposed” to happen, however, does not always occur. USC lost to [...]

As we get closer and closer to kicking off a brand new era of football, the WLA is being overwhelmed with the sudden optimism surrounding being underdogs for the first time ever going into a year. It seems that misguided individuals are setting aside the glaring questions surrounding the team, and instead are focusing on [...]

“Be Bold, Comrade! Openness is our strength!” In the 1980’s, Gorbechev’s policy of Glasnost increased transparency in government – giving the press, and thus, the people, an unfettered look into the workings of the Soviet regime. Beginning this year, Comrade Rodriguez has embarked upon his own policy of Glasnost – opening spring and fall practices [...]