From: Rich Rodriguez (hotrod@michiganfootball.com) – 11/1/09, 6:59 AM To: Greg Frey (freydaddy@michiganfootball.com) Cc: Subject: Your fat ass Put that fucking donut down, get your ass in here and show me how this email works again. Every time I hit “send” it copies in some kid in Arkansas. Rich From: Rich Rodriguez (hotrod@michiganfootball.com) – 11/1/09, 7:14 [...]

I really like Boubacar Cissoko. Prior to this season I had no opinion on him, but now I really like him. I like him and am rooting hard for him the rest of the season because his name has the word “boob” in it because he has already demonstrated one of the most-treasured of attributes [...]

As the WLA prepares to mobilize for this weekend’s in-republic battle with those drunken masses (assess?) who seek to halt the Revolution, we have sent Comrade Ninja to East Lansing to infiltrate the enemy in order to understand who we are confronting in this battle. Through great ingenuity and trickery (like mesmerizing a young child [...]